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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(via orgasm)



safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe



theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via orgasm)



evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done







willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(via owlflores)


phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(via owlflores)






stillalivedoingscience:

punmonster:

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inCREDIBLE

(via owlflores)


thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

(via raindancejodi)


ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via detachableblogger)









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